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I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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