your thong is hanging out like whoa
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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