The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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