Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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