i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize
