Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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