Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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