Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
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