You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
only you would photoshop your dick
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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