she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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