After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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