4 words: hood of his car
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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