He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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