I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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