theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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