Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
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How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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