How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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