Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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