come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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