Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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