Dual....:-)
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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