I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Enjoy the penises
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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