Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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