Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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