I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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