Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
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