Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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