I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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