This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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