Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
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