i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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