well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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