there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Randomize