we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
She's not a foreskin expert like you
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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