This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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