Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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