idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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