Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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