We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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