Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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