I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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