I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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