yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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