3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
