i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
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