I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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