I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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