Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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