Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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