I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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