god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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