I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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