just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You're completely useless in the revolution.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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