I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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