Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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