He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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